Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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