what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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