My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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