are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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