Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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