Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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