If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.