whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.