Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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