Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!