they need to just BURY HIM!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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