I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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