he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
COCAINE IS GR8
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