I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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