im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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