I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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