Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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