Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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