He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments