Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
bring money and cleavage
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance