she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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