so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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