why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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