she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
