Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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