He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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