I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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