I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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