Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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