You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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