Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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