Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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