She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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