I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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