this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
