We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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