ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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