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(310): View more from California

YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!

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(515): View more from Iowa

You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.

(1-515): View more from Iowa

Deal!

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(651): View more from Minnesota

just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway

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(214): View more from Texas

ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"

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(707): View more from California

Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.

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(630): View more from Illinois

it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.

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(253): View more from Washington

I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?

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