do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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