I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
