At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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