After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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