my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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