When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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