Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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