what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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