I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
