ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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