I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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