Having a random hookup so left but love u
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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