i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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