I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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