Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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