If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I have fence marks all over my body
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