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• (619): View more from California

  do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

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  Don't drive home.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid

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  Did you send adult things?

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  Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year

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  im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.

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• (408): View more from California

  You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I feel like everything in this room is sweating

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.

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• (650): View more from California

  My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.

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• (716): View more from New York

  So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.

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