OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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