Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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