Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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